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幽默小故事
作者：严树聚
来源：《中学生英语·中考指导版》2016年第02期
Final Exam
It was the final English exam at the local college. The exam was two hours long， and exam papers were ready. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam paper on his desk that was not done exactly in two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam， a student hurried into the class and asked the professor for an exam paper.
“You’re not going to have time to finish this，” the professor said as he handed the student an exam paper.
“Yes， I will，” replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours， the professor called for the exams， and the students got up and handed them in. All except the late student， who continued writing.
A half hour later， the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He tried to put his exam on the stack4 of exam papers already there.
“No， you can’t do that. I’m not going to accept that. It’s late.”
The student thought little of it and said angrily， “Do you know who I am？”
“No， as matter of fact I don’t，” replied the professor.
“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM？” the student asked again.
“No， and I don’t care，” replied the professor with an air of superiority5.
“Good，” replied the student， who quickly lifted the stack of exams， stuffed6 his in the middle， and walked out of the room.
期末考试
在某地方大学里，正要进行英语期末考试。考试时间是两个小时，考卷已准备好了。教授对这次考试很严格，他对学生们说，如果交到他桌上考卷的完成时间不够两小时，他一律不收，并作不及格处理。考试进行了半小时，这时有个学生冲进教室，并问教授要试卷。
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